So as you probably saw from my "Fallout" page, I really like the game (sad that 76 sucks!), and I left that document with a note; "Deathclaws... Yes, exactly what you think, I shouldn't really have a reason to talk about them, however they are one of the unique things in Fallout", in my opinion that is something that is true; Ghouls are just irradiated zombies, Yo Guai are just bears, Mirelurk are just w i d e crabs, etc, etc... However the Deathclaws are something different... They are something a bit more interesting in my opinion, and that makes them the center of attention for all of the wrong reasons, personally I dont have a problem with them, I think they're pretty damn cool, even though they can still kill you in just two hits in very-easy mode, I mean that's understandable when you dont have power armor on (And in my experience it was a legendary deathclaw... so yeah), still, in my own opinion, they actually look pretty damn cool, I felt kind-of bad for having to kill that one in Concord, though I was pretty much forced to do it by the game, as those damn raiders wouldn't stand down, even after I had gotten the Power Armor and the Minigun, I don't know, I mean if I was given the chance to, I Wouldn't have attacked it, I'd probably give it a hug or something like that, I mean there is a perk once you get to a certian level where you can actually tame them (At least I think there is, I know there is in 76... but then again... that's 76 so...) so I'll give that a try once I get there. However, with anything good, there comes something bad that absolutely ruins it, you see, somehow the deathclaw is an easy target for people on the internet, there seems to be really fucking weird shit literally everywhere, for some reason people really, REALLY like this damn thing, to the point where people literally want to get fucked by it, seriously I was unfortunate enought to find out that there is such thing as a "Deathclaw dildo", other things include "Deathclaw porn" and other shit like that... Yes, it does exist, there's plenty of content on different websites, including it's own subreddit, and YES you will find it eventually, even if it's just on google images, I found one with it's cock out just on the front page, and rather depressingly it was drawn with a lot of effort... Someone actually paid for that to be made... Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if some sketchy Chinese company started making Deathclaw blow-up dolls or some shit like that, honestly as I wouldn't be fucking surprised, I'm really just dissapointed at this point. However, if I am being honest, it would do as an interesting decoration/pool toy if it wasnt made for that reason.
Fucking hell... Furries please get lost... Stop ruining literally fucking everyting!
Hey, I like the Deathclaws, but no I don't fucking want to see that, "it's actually disturbing please stop!" honestly I dont want to see that shit whilst I'm browsing through the internet or through reddit or something, really it is just a bit gross... I've already seen enough of that shit I really don't need to see any more. So what about in the game? Well they're exactly as youd expect from a high-level enemy, they're pretty strong, they can easily lift you off your feet, even if you're covered in 300lbs worth of power armor, this completely incapacitates you, as you can't do anything whilst they have lifted you into the air, also holy fuck they break power armor really easily, thank god steel is pretty damn abundant in the waste land. Other than those gameplay mechanics all other NPCs in the game seem to want to go after them... Literally all of the time, for me the first time this happened was just after I had liberated Fort Hagen I had Piper with me, and we were just leaving, for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to stock up on all of the resources I could, pretty much all the junk I could find, meaning that I couldn't run, as I was leaving through the chainlink fence the surrounds most of the area we walked upon an area with a legendary deathclaw in it, other than just looking at it for a few seconds Piper thought it would be smart to start shooting at it for some reason, this got me killed after that gave away our position, with my head removed from my body and probably ending up in a near by ditch... Thanks Piper!. The second time this happened was walking through some abandoned town, where there was one, I managed to walk past without it noticing me, this time I was with Nick valentine who seemed to have a similar idea, until then a fucking massive explosion happened and the Brotherhood of steel decided to join the fight that hadn't even started in the firstplace... Another dead deathclaw littering the wasteland landscape, the poor thing hadn't even done anything, ugh. the time after that was in the glowing sea, I really hate the glowing sea, honestly I actually thought you'd have to get on a boat or something, but no, it is just a very horrible, black, barren, enemy-filled landscape that chews through your fusion cores, rad-x and rad-away like they're nothing, not to mention the fucking stingwings and radscorpions literally everywhere. Aside from complaining about using literally all of my ammunitions and resources going through there, one of the cool things to see is the abundance of deathclaws, it actually looks pretty damn cool... Until there's one in front of the cave that you've got to enter, I mean it was fine because I could enter it, however getting out and fast travelling to Sanctuary hills was a problem.